hunter eyes

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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selectivescorpion:

Cool

skatieb:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

BUT WHAT IF

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cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

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New t-shirt. I’m ready for Sunday. 😁💛🍌💰

Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

HAHAHAHA NOPE STARVE YOURSELF TO DEATH

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.

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